it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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