Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the raccoons are back...
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