ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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