She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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