the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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