Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
