i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's official drugs can't kill me
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
