nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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