Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Shame - the story of my life.
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