I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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