Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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