"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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