just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
