You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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