Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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