dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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