PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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