I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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