when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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