Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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