Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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