Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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