For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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