butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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