Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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