I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was confusing and full of hummus
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
