he wants to bone in the snuggie
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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