hotel room ftw
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she smelled like a LAN party
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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