there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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