so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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