Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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