I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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