that's an acceptable place to lick
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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