do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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