4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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