you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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