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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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