My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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