i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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