I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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