i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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