Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
