what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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