apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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