Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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