I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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