just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
