how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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