Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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