So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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