dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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