singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this will be a night to untag.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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