I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
