Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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