whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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