Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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